problematique shipper extrordinare

about

  • age: 29

  • pronouns: they/them

  • orientation: enby, sapphic

bio

you can call me minty/mint! i like a wide variety of fandoms, but the one i always come back to is homestuck. current fixation is on gravity falls.i've been shipping the worst ships since i could read, and if that bugs you, my content probably isn't for you! that being said, if you like incest, age gaps, dubcon, and shota/loli, then you've come to the right place!!if you're an anti, a minor, or both, then please don't interact with me!

fandoms

i got a lot of em. here are my ships listed in no particular order.

homestuck

  • **stridercest, any flavor **(exceptionally weak to brodave)

  • dadjohn, classic

  • momrose, (delicious for so many reasons)

  • prospitcest, any flavor

  • dersecest, any flavor

  • any vantas/leijon variant (something hits right about ancestor/descendant ships especially)

  • condesce/dirk (i've been shipping this forever, i am begging for content. look at these two bitches, god)

  • dave/nepeta (there's hardly any content for these two, but they're so fucking good for each other)

  • kankri/nepeta (i don't think shippers even exist for these two, but i am begging you to consider them)

  • the first ship (i feel like people don't ship this as hard as i do tbh. get on my level)

  • cotton candy (something just hits different since hs^2)

  • dirkjake (classic, awful)

  • rosemary (love these two!! god)

  • davekat (duh)

  • lesbifins 2.0 (the arc with them literally made me love vriska)

gravity falls

  • fordbel (very sad that they didn't get a lot of screentime together so u know what? now they fuck)

  • standip (honestly i got hooked on these two for no good reason. let that man fuck his great nephew)

  • pinecest (just in general any combo of ford/stan/dipper/mabel is tastey as FUCK and i like them in a pile, thanks)

  • stancest (see above but also the inherent sexiness of spending 30 years bringing your brother home)

  • mabill (the fact that bill sees mabel as the Same As Him is more than enough for me to want them to kiss)

  • wendip (i dont ship this as hard as the others but i like wendy a lot so GET IT DIPPER GOGOGOGO)

  • robbel (the fuckign episode where she's matchmaking for him... let him badtouch her)

deltarune

  • spamtis (two puppets in love???)

  • krusie (they are two little shits and i love that for them)

  • susie/lancer (besties who love each other)

  • susie/noelle (obligatory femslash ship i love)

  • queen/noelle (the scene. with the. with the ass.)

  • kris/noelle (look i dont get the choice ok. kris is the town bicycle)

  • kris/asriel (BROTHER COMPLEX)

cookie run

  • dark entrantress/custard cookie iii (i saw that one scene in world 10 and i haven't known peace since)

  • almond/creme puff/latte (squish)

  • vampire/alchemist (obligatory incest ship)

  • rye/chili pepper (i feel like this is obvious)

steven universe

  • steven/jasper (the PERFECT ship. they beat the shit out of each other and rail in the dirt)

  • bellow diamond (just two giant women with poor coping skills relying on each other)

  • rose/pearl (devotion is the sexiest thing on the fucking world)

  • rupphire (i love their love)

voltron: ld

  • holtcest, any flavor (i spent like two years just writing for these ships lol)

  • krolia/keith (i wrote one (1) fic for these two and have not known peace since)

  • pallura (i feel like there's nothing for these two. please feed me)

  • sheith (such a good ship)

  • any shaladin ship (i'm only putting these under 'niche' because people do NOT like them together lol)

  • shlav (i wish i was joking, but i genuinely love these two together)

  • lotidge (almost fell into this as hard as holtcest to be honest)

bnha

  • bakugocest (AW YEAH BABY A TRIPLE!!!)

  • midoriyacest (gimme that boy tenderly fuckin his mom to fill in for his dad!!!)

  • todorokicest, any flavor (there is something about the badtouch of a famous hero dad that sets me off like nothing else)

  • overhaul/eri (my good dudes there was no way not to lewd this loli)

  • aizawa/eri (as above)

  • aizawa/shinsou (ewe)

  • fatgum/momo (their quirk works in a similar way and i am the ONLY person who ships this and has written fic abt it. please save me)

  • aizawa/ms.joke (i wish more people shipped this)

  • dekumight (EAT THIS!)

  • uraraka/toga (ohhohohoooohhhh my god. the obsession alone is enough to bust a nut)

  • bakudeku (classic, delicious, punches me in the gut every day of my life)

  • tododeku (that boy does not understand social conventions and it shows)

  • kacchako (honestly??? HONESTLY??? the way he respects her enough to beat the shit out of her and gets his ass kicked by her is so fuckin sexy)

sailor moon

  • mamoru/chibiusa (and don't you forget it!! this changed me when i watched the show growing up)

  • nephrite/naru (my OTP to end all my OTPs. i've never been more in love with a ship in my entire life)

danny phantom

  • pompous pep (GOD. OH MY GOD. ok i've been shipping this since i watched the show as a kid and HONESTLY IT'S A GODTIER SHIP)

  • swagger bishie (always a sucker for a bully/victim ship)

rick & morty

  • literally any rickmorty variant (i love their disgustingly dependant relationship. especially weak for evil morty)

  • ricksummer ( /chef kiss)

pkmn

  • any pokemon/trainer ship (the inherent sexiness of letting a creature destroy your insides)

  • iridiumshipping (two hot dudes with a tiny girl squished between them??? sign me the FUCK UP)

  • kingrockshipping (same as above, but this time just with lysandre and serena)

  • guzma/mizuki (i don't think they have a fun name but i lOVE IT)